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Ijunoon
Love Is Not Something That Happens On First Sight
Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Islamic
Raheem
Obey Allah First.
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhirut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first.
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May 01, 2007 at 03:05
Category: islamic
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Sms / Funny
Ajmal
Wat A Rip Off! I
Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!
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Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Arshad Hassan
Newtons First Law Of Ishq…
Newtons First Law of ishq
The force applied while proposing a girl
By a boy is equal and opposite to
The force applied by the girl while using her sandals...
The force applied while proposing a girl
By a boy is equal and opposite to
The force applied by the girl while using her sandals...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Unknown
First Kick Or Ride
one man ask a person that what is the difference between a bike and a girl then the the other replied him that in the case of a bike first kick then ride but in girl first ride then kick.hahahaha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Take Off Your Clothes
Take off your clothes,Relax on your bed,Close your eyes,open your legs as much as you can,its time for........................Pampers!!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
First Job Urdu Types
Boss Saleem & Worker Hussan and Worker New job in oppt
first day of job
Sir Saleem : tell me what u doing in computer Hussan
JI Hussan : Nothing Sir Saleem Only Typing in Urdu and English and Designer and Letter and more
Boss Saleem : O Good Then im Give u job ok start ur work
HA Hussan : thanks sir Saleem For Give me job
Boss Saleem : ok Write Letter in Urdu
JI Hussan :ok Sir
Boss Saleem : fast Hussan dont vase time
bolo Hussan :Now Hussan is Write Letter in Urdu and now Boss Saleem is Read
Boss Saleem : Good Hussan ur Write Letter
kay ha Hussan: Yes Sir
Boss Saleem : ok Give me Im Read
Hussan : ya La Sir Letter App ka
Boss Saleem : O Hussan what u Write This ur not know Urdu
Hussan : Ji sir u tell me Write Letter In Urdu
Boss Saleem: yes i m tell u Write in Urdu not in Urdu English
Hussan : Sir ur not know chat
Boss Saleem: yes i m know
Hussan :then Sir Tell me how how people is chat u
Saleem : In Engish
Hussan: Yes sir i m know how people is chat
Saleem : Then tell me Hussan
Hussan: hey Saleem Tum kay kar ra ho or app ka bata or bate kasa ha or sub
Saleem : yes hussan ur Right
Hussan : then sir i m Write Letter Right
Saleem: Get Out
Hussan: sir u tell me write letter in Urdu ok sir i m know Know Urdu and sir i m always using internet that why im write letter in Chat Urdu Lange
SAleem: ok i m give u again one warring
Hussan :ok Sir
first day of job
Sir Saleem : tell me what u doing in computer Hussan
JI Hussan : Nothing Sir Saleem Only Typing in Urdu and English and Designer and Letter and more
Boss Saleem : O Good Then im Give u job ok start ur work
HA Hussan : thanks sir Saleem For Give me job
Boss Saleem : ok Write Letter in Urdu
JI Hussan :ok Sir
Boss Saleem : fast Hussan dont vase time
bolo Hussan :Now Hussan is Write Letter in Urdu and now Boss Saleem is Read
Boss Saleem : Good Hussan ur Write Letter
kay ha Hussan: Yes Sir
Boss Saleem : ok Give me Im Read
Hussan : ya La Sir Letter App ka
Boss Saleem : O Hussan what u Write This ur not know Urdu
Hussan : Ji sir u tell me Write Letter In Urdu
Boss Saleem: yes i m tell u Write in Urdu not in Urdu English
Hussan : Sir ur not know chat
Boss Saleem: yes i m know
Hussan :then Sir Tell me how how people is chat u
Saleem : In Engish
Hussan: Yes sir i m know how people is chat
Saleem : Then tell me Hussan
Hussan: hey Saleem Tum kay kar ra ho or app ka bata or bate kasa ha or sub
Saleem : yes hussan ur Right
Hussan : then sir i m Write Letter Right
Saleem: Get Out
Hussan: sir u tell me write letter in Urdu ok sir i m know Know Urdu and sir i m always using internet that why im write letter in Chat Urdu Lange
SAleem: ok i m give u again one warring
Hussan :ok Sir
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Time Off
Two men working in a facory were talking. I know how to get some time off, said one.
How are you going to do that?
Watch, he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied.I--m a lightbulb.
I think you need some time off, the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.
where do you think you--re going? the foreman shouted.
I can--t work in the dark, he said.
How are you going to do that?
Watch, he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied.I--m a lightbulb.
I think you need some time off, the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.
where do you think you--re going? the foreman shouted.
I can--t work in the dark, he said.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Ladies First
Teacher : Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
First Day At School
The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, What did you learn today?
The kid replies, Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Mother asks, What did you learn today?
The kid replies, Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Atm Password First.
I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Student Takes Off His Pants
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?
I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.----
0345-5140610
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?
I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.----
0345-5140610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Student
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Police Off
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, You can--t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.
The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they--re all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?
The guy replies, I did. Today I--m taking them to the beach!
0345-5140610
The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they--re all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?
The guy replies, I did. Today I--m taking them to the beach!
0345-5140610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
your life s First day
When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life--s First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life--s Last day. Have a Gr8 Day!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
First Of All
Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Aftab khan
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Aftab khan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Jump Off A Bridge
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn?t jump with them,
I?d be at the bottom to catch them.
Aftab khan (T@BI)
I wouldn?t jump with them,
I?d be at the bottom to catch them.
Aftab khan (T@BI)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
First Time
? On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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